andromedafound:

//When I saw this I thought of this:

And now I cannot unsee it.

*ded*

andromedafound:

//When I saw this I thought of this:

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And now I cannot unsee it.

*ded*

midvintermorgon:

from 5.15 Summit and 10.04 Insiders
can we address this hilarious potential nod for a second? I’m thinking two different things right now. A: If we go by Yu’s assessment that Ba’al is a sore loser, Qetesh was the one who destroyed Ba’al’s flagship in Summit and in order to appear slightly less open for attack among the system lords than he actually was at the time, he claimed that two thousand of his Jaffa had been killed rather than ten. You can even hear it in his voice, how he kind of hesitates in front of Yu before saying two thousand. Take into account that Vala’s Goa’uld extraction took place in 2001, and kicking Ba’al’s butt occured sometime during season 4-5, it makes total sense time-wise. Queue his eventual slip-up five years later while captured at the SGC in front of Vala. or
B: Ba’al is so hilariously shitty at handling flagships that he should not be trusted with one again ever since they keep getting fricked over

hmmm Ba’al spins it like this: Qetesh didn’t destroy his flagship; she only “crippled” it, and I assume 2000 Jaffa on board it were killed. (Flagships can carry that many warriors?) The other 8000 of the 10k Jaffa death toll were on ships which comprised the rest of his fleet, I guess.
This must be the primary reason why Ba’al allies himself with Qetesh as his Queen when he uses the temporal device to change the timeline in Continuum, in addition to the opportunity to gloat about what he did to Vala in front of Daniel.

midvintermorgon:

from 5.15 Summit and 10.04 Insiders

can we address this hilarious potential nod for a second? I’m thinking two different things right now. A: If we go by Yu’s assessment that Ba’al is a sore loser, Qetesh was the one who destroyed Ba’al’s flagship in Summit and in order to appear slightly less open for attack among the system lords than he actually was at the time, he claimed that two thousand of his Jaffa had been killed rather than ten. You can even hear it in his voice, how he kind of hesitates in front of Yu before saying two thousand. Take into account that Vala’s Goa’uld extraction took place in 2001, and kicking Ba’al’s butt occured sometime during season 4-5, it makes total sense time-wise. Queue his eventual slip-up five years later while captured at the SGC in front of Vala. or

B: Ba’al is so hilariously shitty at handling flagships that he should not be trusted with one again ever since they keep getting fricked over

hmmm Ba’al spins it like this: Qetesh didn’t destroy his flagship; she only “crippled” it, and I assume 2000 Jaffa on board it were killed. (Flagships can carry that many warriors?) The other 8000 of the 10k Jaffa death toll were on ships which comprised the rest of his fleet, I guess.

This must be the primary reason why Ba’al allies himself with Qetesh as his Queen when he uses the temporal device to change the timeline in Continuum, in addition to the opportunity to gloat about what he did to Vala in front of Daniel.

samantha-carter-is-my-muse:

We come in peace in Continuum.

We come to divide Australia between Camulus & the Free Jaffa Nation LOL J/K

Vala plays Ba’al.
Vala warns him they’d be making a porno.
Ba’al don’t care.
10x04 “Insiders” Stargate SG-1

samantha-carter-is-my-muse:

Ba’al in Continuum.

now THAT’S a self-satisfied smirk if I’ve ever seen one ;)

samantha-carter-is-my-muse:

Ba’al in Continuum.

now THAT’S a self-satisfied smirk if I’ve ever seen one ;)

misaffection:

Judge away. At least Baal never pretended to be anything other than bad. Unlike the SGC, whose sole existence boiled down to wiping out one particular species because their morals were different.
You’re just pissed at him for hurting Jack. Which is fine, but don’t pretend SG-1 were whiter than white.

If “secretly rooted for Ba’al to win” means that I wanted him to never die, and at least give viewers some shirtless fan service, I STAND JUDGED.

misaffection:

Judge away. At least Baal never pretended to be anything other than bad. Unlike the SGC, whose sole existence boiled down to wiping out one particular species because their morals were different.

You’re just pissed at him for hurting Jack. Which is fine, but don’t pretend SG-1 were whiter than white.

If “secretly rooted for Ba’al to win” means that I wanted him to never die, and at least give viewers some shirtless fan service, I STAND JUDGED.

master-assassin-turlough:

Sexy Stargate VillainSystem Lord Ba’al

Cliff Simon

Mad props to the actor who broke the Evil Overlord stereotype & brought some class to the SG-1 antagonist plotlines

(via 24raine)

Album Art

misaffection:

Vala challenges Baal… or should that be the other way around?

Infiltration, Big Finish Audio

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BA’AL: If it’s any consolation, we will meet again, you and I, on a day when there is no more Stargate Command, when I am the master once more and you my willing slave.

ArtistBig Finish Productions
misaffection:

ALL THE SINGLE LADIES.

BA’AL: SG-1 and General Jack O’Neill. Well, well.

misaffection:

ALL THE SINGLE LADIES.

BA’AL: SG-1 and General Jack O’Neill. Well, well.

misaffection:

HE DOES THE EXACT SAME POSE IN INSIDERS!
Laughing SO hard right now.


Probing questions, probing fingers.

misaffection:

HE DOES THE EXACT SAME POSE IN INSIDERS!

Laughing SO hard right now.

Probing questions, probing fingers.

misaffection:

Jack O’Neill is an arse.

good Bad Guy vs bad Good Guy

misaffection:

Jack O’Neill is an arse.

good Bad Guy vs bad Good Guy

misaffection:

*whimpers*

I’ll be in my bunk

One of the reasons I love Season 6.

Stargate SG-1 fan art collaboration by eilidh17 & magnavox_23 to accompany the fanfic “Under the Mistletoe AU" written for Kehwie by campylobacter via the 2012 Daniel/Vala Fruitcake Exchange

Stargate SG-1 fan art collaboration by eilidh17 & magnavox_23 to accompany the fanfic “Under the Mistletoe AU" written for Kehwie by campylobacter via the 2012 Daniel/Vala Fruitcake Exchange

fuckyeahdanielvala:

Michael Shanks on recording his Daniel Jackson “Half Life” Big Finish audiobook dialog without Claudia Black or Cliff Simon present
campyspornshack: Great job on the @bigfinish audiobook “Half Life”! Very convincing ex post facto dialog w/Claudia & @cliffmsimonMichaelShanks: thanks!!!campyspornshack: Were you able to listen to @cliffmsimon & Claudia Black’s pre-recorded lines while or before speaking yours? MichaelShanks: nope…….campyspornshack: You performed the dialog with only a stand-in line reader? I’m even MORE impressed!MichaelShanks: yep….

Still impressed.

fuckyeahdanielvala:

Michael Shanks on recording his Daniel Jackson “Half Life” Big Finish audiobook dialog without Claudia Black or Cliff Simon present

campyspornshack: Great job on the @bigfinish audiobook “Half Life”! Very convincing ex post facto dialog w/Claudia & @cliffmsimon
MichaelShanks: thanks!!!
campyspornshack: Were you able to listen to @cliffmsimon & Claudia Black’s pre-recorded lines while or before speaking yours? 
MichaelShanks: nope…….
campyspornshack: You performed the dialog with only a stand-in line reader? I’m even MORE impressed!
MichaelShanks: yep….

Still impressed.

SPOILERS! Transcript from just released Big Finish Stargate audio trailer "Half Life"

  • [Intro music, kawoosh forming]
  • VALA MAL DORAN: [quickly, urgently] That's it, go! GO!
  • [semi-automatic rifle and staff blast crossfire]
  • VALA: [purring] Hello, I'm Vala Mal Doran. You might have heard of me.
  • [3 Stargate chevrons engaging]
  • DANIEL JACKSON: [distressed groan, panting] [approaching footsteps on turf] Vala?
  • VALA: No? [uncertainly] W-well, you have now.
  • [semi-automatic rifle fire, zat fire, echoing chamber]
  • BA'AL: [amused] Dr. Daniel Jackson.
  • DANIEL: [sarcastically] [footsteps on stone] Hey, Ba'al. I, I, I'm *so* glad it's you. See, for a moment I, I thought I was in *real* trouble.
  • [SGC klaxons]
  • USAF(?) OFFICER: They're already here, Colonel, heading into the Control Room.
  • COLONEL(?): Is it secured?
  • MAN WITH SCOTTISH ACCENT: I need to know what we're dealing with.
  • DANIEL: But whatever Ba'al's planning, we're not gonna like it.
  • MAN WITH US ACCENT: We gotta stamp on this before it gets outta hand.
  • [P-90 fire]
  • DANIEL: I just hope we didn't get here too late.
  • MAJOR HUNTER: I just hope they're intending to take us alive.
  • [hydraulic hissing, crashing]
  • DANIEL: It's venting air.
  • VALA: The whole thing's coming apart!
  • DANIEL: We agreed to trust each other.
  • MAJOR HUNTER: It's just a precaution, sir. Even Dr. Rix has confined herself to quarters until we know.
  • VALA: [fearfully] Right. [gasping] Breathe deeply; don't panic.
  • DANIEL: [doubtfully] You wanna go after Ba'al *alone*?
  • VALA: [narrating] We have assembled a team: a team of the roughest, toughest, meanest mercenaries and thieves that this galaxy has to offer.
  • DANIEL: [calmly] See, none of us can know for sure, so we have a choice: We can either trust each other or trust no one. But if we trust no one, then we might as well give up right now, because we'll *never* stop this thing.
  • [thrumming of activated ribbon hand device]
  • BA'AL: [diffidently] I can kill you with a thought.
  • DANIEL: [defiantly] So what are ya waitin' for?
  • [percussive suspense music, then outro brass march]